#Chicken Booyah

[cheekynerdette]

Slow Cooker Belgian Chicken Booyah This chicken stew recipe with loads of vegetables is scaled from a big-batch recipe intended originally to feed the folks at church picnics of northeastern Wisconsin.

[michaelkellyphoto]

Booyah Chicken This rich stew is made with chicken, beef, and pork shoulder. Full of veggies and herbs, this will easily feed your whole crowd.

[marymargaretholland]

Recipe for Booyah Chicken Beef, pork shoulder, and chicken are used to make this hearty stew. This is packed with vegetables and herbs and will easily feed your entire group. 2 cups diced carrots, 2.5 pounds cubed beef stew meat, 1.5 pounds pork shoulder roast, 1 clove garlic minced, 1 can whole peeled tomatoes drained, 2 cups diced onion, 1 teaspoon dried rosemary, 1/2 cup chopped fresh parsley for garnish, 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme, 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper, 3 cups chicken broth, 1.5 teaspoons salt, 2 stalks celery diced, 1 whole chicken cut into pieces, 3 cloves garlic whole, 7 cups water, water to cover, 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper, 1.5 teaspoons grated lemon zest, 6 potatoes unpeeled and diced, 1.5 cups fresh green beans cut into 1 inch pieces, 2 bay leaves, 1 tablespoon vegetable oil, 1/2 cup frozen green peas

[foggycountrytiger]

1Dknowswhatsbest

hey harry&niall&liam&louis&zayn

if you were knocking at my door in naples FL at the address of 6369 manor preserve come snd get me to fuck me if ya reach it make it hurt make hard&harder&hardcore with my erect and come and get it if ya are to chicken enough come and get some booyah

[ink--theory]

becoming a part time hydra main ig

[coconuttyglittersmurf]

I drew these exactly a year ago today!

Enjoy! :D

I'm planning on coloring them soon.

[biomechanical-magitech]

Playing chicken with a booyah bomb

[squiffer-propaganda]

ok dni if you dont like the new octoling pompadour hairstyle, dont like the mush cut inkling hairstyle, dress as a new player to confuse people in turf war, stack main power up on more than one piece of gear, use clear dapple dualies unironically, dont booyah back, are bad at salmon run, dont know how to use the grizzco weapons, bully charger users, are a spawncamper, focus on killing in turf war, chose team chicken, squidbag strangers, use blasters in turf war, have anything higher than A rank in any ranked mode, dont use motion controls, bother squidpartiers instead of ignoring them or leaving the lobby, have multiple sets of pure gear, dont like moray towers, dont stay near the egg basket in salmon run (ESPECIALLY ON ARK POLARIS), spam “this way!” when you dont know what youre doing or just in general, dont like storing your charge, dont appreciate pearl for the complete badass she is, own japan-exclusive gear despite not being from japan, your favorite special weapon is the booyah bomb or the ultra stamp, or think chargers are bad turfing weapons

[himbo-loving-himbo]

Denki x alt! male reader

[REQUESTED]

Denki wasn’t the most secretive about his crush on 1A’s resident alt kid. 

Fortunately for him, however, Y/N was extremely oblivious. I mean, seriously, with the amount of flirting Denki was doing even Azaiwa knew about it, and he could care less about his students’ love lives.

Y/N walked into class, decked out in his usual attire. Nobody in class was sure that they’d ever even seen him without layers of eyeliner, piercings, and jewelry all over him. Over by Kirishima’s desk, Denki practically swooned.

“Dude, you’re literally drooling on my desk,” Kirishima had a concerned yet slightly aggravated look on his face.

“Yeah, Denki, it’s starting to get annoying. Just watching you pine all day,” Mina chimed in, “He’s basically all you ever talk about.”

The blonde boy opened his mouth to retort when he noticed Y/N had turned back to look at him. The h/c boy smiled brightly at him and all Kaminari could do was just wave back with a dopey grin on his face. 

In all honesty, when he first saw Y/N, Denki wouldn’t have thought it possible for him to smile like that. The way he dressed was a little intimidating at first, but once you got to know him, Y/N was actually a very warm person. 

Mina sighed before turning to Kiri, having an idea. She whispered something in the redhead’s ear before turning back to Denki.

“Listen, bud, Kiri and I would bet you ten bucks each that you can’t confess tonight.” Ten bucks was a small price to pay to get their friend to stop whining to them about how soft Y/N’s hair looked all the time. 

Denki looked hesitant at first before replying.

“Make it twenty and I’m in.”

+++

Denki had been putting it off all day. At first, he was planning on telling him at lunch, but he chickened out when he noticed Y/N was wearing headphones. He didn’t want to disturb him after all. 

Then he decided that right after classes ended would be smart. But when he noticed his crush was talking to his friend Shinso from class 1-C. There was no way he was going to embarrass himself like that in front of another human being. Especially not one of Y/N’s best friends.

Later that night, he sat in his dorm playing Mario Kart with Mina and Kirishima. Denki was about to win when Mina hit him with a red shell, rushing past him.

“BOOYAH, BABY!” she yelled, nearly knocking over her drink in her excitement. Denki grumbled and Kirishima just sat on the back of the couch eating popcorn peacefully.

“You don’t have to be such a sore winner…”

“Says the loser!”

“Guys, we’re forgetting the important thing here…” interrupted Kiri, turning to Denki, “have you asked out Y/N yet?”

The electric boy froze in place.

“Okay, I’ll take that as a ‘no’,” Mina said, “remember, if you don’t do it you’ll owe us a total of fort dollars!” 

Kaminari groaned.

“Why did I agree to this, again?”

+++

It took Kaminari about 20 minutes to knock once he reached Y/N’s dorm.

“Who is it?” came a groggy voice.

Denki’s mouth dried up, and he contemplated running away but it was too late, the door was already opening up.

“Oh, hey Denki!”

There he stood, in a pair of flannel pajama pants and an old, baggy sweatshirt. Y/N wasn’t wearing any eyeliner and all of his piercing had been taken out minus his septum, which he had only gotten done recently. Denki had to blink a few times at the sight. He was pretty sure no one had ever seen the other boy like this before, except maybe for the exception of family.

“I, uh, I hope I didn’t wake you up,” the blonde stuttered out.

“Oh, no worries! I was just watching a show when you knocked.”

Sure enough, his laptop was on the bed with an episode of (favorite show) pulled up on pause. Seeing Denki’s worried face he reassured him.

“I’ve already seen this one so you didn’t interrupt anything!”

He gestured for Kaminari to come in. 

Y/N’s room was atmospheric. Band posters were pasted crookedly to the walls, strings of lights dimly lighting the room. Denki noticed some band tickets and pictures of your friends from middle school hanging on the walls. A few potted plants were scattered here and there, all well taken care of, it looked like. Denki took a seat on a bean bag chair next to Y/N, who was sat on the carpet next to him.

“What was it that you wanted to talk about?”

Denki choked up.

“Well, uh, uhm…” he tried to find the right words to say. “You see, I kind of, uh… oh fuck.”

Y/N stared back at him, confused but not aggravated by his stumbling in any way.

Denki looked back up at the boy’s e/c eyes. Seeing them so clearly, without any eyeliner or makeup hiding his face. He could see every line, every crevice, every dot on his face. It was perfect. He managed to summon up the last of his courage and blurt it out.

“I REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU! LIKE, NOT IN A FRIEND WAY, IN A ‘I WANNA MAKE OUT WITH YOU REAL BAD’ WAY!” His face was burning red at this point. Y/N just stared back blankly for a second.

“Wait… really?” Denki looked astonished.

“Wha… are you kidding me? I thought I was totally obvious about it! I mean, literally everyone in class noticed but you didn’t??? I flirted with you so much I was starting to run out of pick up lines!”

“Yo, those were supposed to be pick up lines? Like, no offense dude but they sucked,” Y/N chuckled.

“Hey, they did no-” Denki cut himself off, “Listen, do you like me too or not?”

Y/N looked puzzled for a second.

“OH, wait I thought it was obvious? I mean, I like you too. Practically the entire classroom could tell.”

“Wait… WHAT?” Denki was definitely going to yell at Kirishima and Mina about this later. At least he got forty bucks out of ‘em.

+++

Denki had ended up falling asleep in Y/N’s dorm that night while playing some video games together. When Kiri and Mina noticed the two boys walking into class the next morning hand-in-hand, with Denki wearing some of Y/N’s eyeliner (They knew Y/N had done it too, because it was way too good for Denki to have done it), they were relieved and, of course, happy for their friend but maybe not so happy about the idea of losing twenty dollars each. At least they wouldn’t have to listen to their friend’s incessant pining anymore.

“Guys! My boyfriend is so cool…” 

Kiri and Mina just slumped back down in their chairs, tuning out Denki gushing about his crush boyfriend.

[quakywakey]

Gar’s Phone Voice

Gar: So, four mega meatlovers for Vic and Conner,

Vic: Booyah!

Conner: W-what he said!

Gar: one chicken and camembert for Rae Rae,

Rae: an elegant pizza, from a more civilised age.

Gar: Did you just quote Star Wars?

Rae: ...Yes I did, I was hoping you'd notice.

Gar: I did! I love you.

Rae: -Move on with the order... love you too.

Vic: Aw-

Rae: -Nothing from you.

Kory: Let Garfield finish reading the order in his baby voice.

Gar: Thank y- Baby voice?

Conner: He does have a baby voice!

Gar: I have a very mature voice thank you very much! Right rae rae?

Rae: ...Your voice is cute.

Gar: Cute?! My voice should be sexy not cute!

Dick: -Gar! Let's move on.

Gar: fine. One Cacodemon Inferno for Kory, A hawaiian for basic bitch Dick,

Dick: Hey! I was defending you!

Gar: -and the ultimate veggie extravaganza for me. Alright, I'll make the call.

Vic: You think the pizzaria will be concerned that a baby is ordering pizza.

Gar: Ha ha. (Dials pizzaria) Hi, I'd like to order four mega meatlovers, a chicken and camembert, a cacodemon inferno, a hawaiian and ultimate veggie extravaganza.

Vic: Oh...

Dick: My...

Conner: God...

Rae: The phone voice...

Gar: ...yes, we'd like to deliver.

Rae: Oh boy...

[woooooooooo-ooo-o]

[haikkun]

You and I are prophetic. We were then. We still are now. These iPhone notes were a message I sent to you a year ago today, when you first appeared in my dreams after begging it for a solid week.

Today, exactly one year later, I attended my aunt’s funeral. In retrospect, I think it was what this dream was about, though I confused it for a wedding when I interpreted it by the presence of aunts and uncles and cousins. I was deeply sad, as the dream suggested. My sister and cousin played Ave Maria from the balcony. As the mass was about to begin, the priest’s iPad started playing “Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens!” so cheerfully, before abruptly switching to “These Irish Eyes Are Smiling” that the whole church startled out of the somberness from the viewing, and laughed collectively. Afterward, my cousins collected in the wings to pallbear her, and ushered us out of the church.

You knew her. From the chicken booyah. The one I stole the hand-embroidered Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pillow for you from. I clutched my Kleenex to death as though they were your hands I was squeezing, and you stayed by my side the entire day.

I leave these breadcrumb trails for you to follow, because I know you could find me, even in death. I will illuminate that path for you. I will not lose you again. No one else will understand, and that doesn’t matter. I know you’ll get it, because you write the other half of it. I leave these breadcrumb trails because I believe in you, and I need you.

[acutely-autistic]

It boggles my mind that there are places where chicken booyah just isn’t a thing???????

[gotmilk5101520]

Trollhunters: Tales of Arcadia Watch Episode 33 Hero with a Thousand Faces (Part 2)

Part 1

“Mm”

“GLORY!”

“GLORY!” Jim why can’t you shorten the incantation like that?

“Whoa. I never knew i could look so cool” Jim, no. I’ve already been through the disaster that was Adrichat. I do not want that shit coming over here.

“What crimes have i committed but from yearnings of the heart?”

“Unsanctioned use of troll magic”

“hindering a Trollhunter in his duties”

“and altogether wussiness” Being a wuss will be a Jim problem.

You dumb mother fucker.

“If he wants to get rid of me”

“what do you think he’ll do to you?” This ain’t Kingdom Hearts where clones can be their own person.

“I am the hunter now”

“Are you freaking kidding me?”

What did Claire think was happening?

“Wait, what? Is... Is this day actually a dream of mine? Cause there’s two Jims right in front of me and that only happens in my wet dreams. But only one of the Jims was human and the other was a troll”

“What?”

“I-I said. One of you, what is going on?”

“Claire i can-”

“Claire, let me say this, short and sweet”

“I’ve decided i cannot see you anymore”

“Our relationship is interfering”

“with my duty as-”

“This is the worst day of my life!”

“Okay, that’s the real Jim” Only the real Jim panics.

“Got ya, you little...”

“Please don’t hurt me” Jim the Chicken.

“He made more?”

“Of course he did”

“Why’d i’d have to be so clever?” More like stupid.

“This party is crispy” Now i’m having flashbacks of episode 10

“Holla!”

“Crispy”

“yeah!” Jim the Crispy.

“They...”

“They overcharged you on your cable bill?”

“This world is so”

“cruel” Jim the Crybaby. Also they always overcharge your cable bill.

“I don’t wanna get up” Jim the Grump. And also a mood.

“Hey, guys, i’m back. I forgot me...”

“Booyah! In your face”

“You can’t use jokers”

“It’s so unfair”

“Shut up”

“Hola, Enrique”

”Como estas?”

”Que tal?” Translation from Google Translate: “Hello Enrique. How are you? How’s it going?”

“Uh”

“I’m not dealing with this”

He made the right choice.

“I’m starting to get really sick of myself in here” “Well it’s becoming my dream true. My room, filled with Jims, if they didn’t all have a different personality. But god yes” “What?” “Que?” “Nothing”

“Pardon, bonita”

”Donde esta la zapateria?”

“You’re telling me-” Translation from Google Translate: “Pardon, pretty. Where is the shoe store?”

“Maybe i should run for City Council”

“I-!”

“But you can’t”

“Because you’re a minor” One day, the minors will have the right to run. Then, my 8 year cousin can run for president. And then my sister, who doesn’t care about politics, will still not vote.

“You wanna break up? Let’s do this”

“But let’s do it somewhere private”

“Cause there’s some things to be said that aren’t for everyone’s ears” Claire’s about to say a lot F-bombs in troll language.

“Claire Maria Nunez” Wait Claire’s middle name is Maria?

“Not even close to a fair fight”

“You’re right”

“It’s not”

“No!”

“You traitors!”

“You got sacked, yo”

“No, he’s too strong. He’ll kill us”

“I just wanna make things right”

“I don’t like your face”

“Adios, Zapatero!” Translation from Google Translate: “Goodbye, Zapatero!”

“Lake! You can’t get rid of me”

“I’m a part of you”

“There will come a time when you’ll realize”

”you can’t balance both worlds”

”and you’‘ll have to choose”

”and then...”

”then you’ll see”

”i was right”

“Well”

”that’s gonna require about”

”ten years of therapy” Please that was nothing compare to later. And you’ll need 20 years of therapy.

“Claire?” “We need to talk about Jim!”

“They’ll come around”

”They just need to meet the real you”

“But super-realz, um, you should go”

“They wanna kill me, don’t they?”

“Don’t worry”

“I never expected them to like my boyfriend”

“Boyfriend?”

“Claire!”

“Go”

“Boyfriend”

“Holla!” It only took 33 episodes, but hey faster than the love square. Now hopefully your love doesn’t result in the end of the world- Oh, wait.

Now for the comic The Felled, which takes place after this episode, happens even though i think it should’ve been it’s own episode.

Now for the episode where everyone has to take care of something and pretend it’s their baby and they all fail somehow.

[sunnyie-eve]

14 | Love Potion

Series: Supernatural Squad | Benny Weir

Word count: 2.9k

A/N: ~ means POV changes

"I'm not gonna do it, Benny." Ethan tells him through the computer screen. "Come on. I'm trying to help." Benny tells him. "I don't need help. Look, I have my lucky slacks, a clean shirt, and a fresh battle of cologne." Ethan fixes his shirt the right way. "Dude, you have absolutely no game." Benny leans closer to the camera. "Tsk. And you do?" Ethan makes his point. "No, but my dad is currently on the dating scene... which means that I have unrestricted access to this: Be A Man Magazine." He shows Ethan the magazine. "Fine but use that towards Sadie because you suck." Ethan takes a seat.

"Fine, whatever. Now, I'll pretend to be Sarah." Benny tells him. "This is stupid." Ethan sighs. "Just do it." Benny demands. "Okay. Hey, Sarah. What's up?" Ethan goes along. "Oh, hey, Ethan. I'm just hanging out, you know, shopping and stuff." Benny fakes a girl voice. "I was just wondering if maybe you'd like to go see... the new Galaxatack movie with me an Saturday." He asks. "You and me? Like on a date? No." Benny tells him. "Hey, I thought you were supposed to be helping me." Ethan sighs.

"I am. What if she says no? What, are you just gonna give up?" Benny asks his friend. "Mm. Yeah, probably." Ethan agrees. "Wrong answer. Close the deal. Convince me. Make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world. Be a man. Be my man." Benny tells him. "You should really listen to yourself." Ethan says before going.

"Oh. I'd really like to go an a date with you. You and I have this connection that's really special. I feel like there's some cosmic reason we were thrown together." He tells Benny. "That's beautiful, Ethan." Benny tells him. "Plus, you are, like, really pretty." Ethan says before hearing his dad scaring him.

Oh! Ha. Uh... I have hockey tickets tonight. I thought maybe you and Benny would wanna come along. So I'll just leave them here." He says awkward. "Dad, this is not what it looks like." Ethan tries to explain. "Yeah, I'm teaching him how to be a man." Benny speaks up. "Okay. Oh, your cage thing arrived from that Warlock movie that you love. It's in the back." Ross says before leaving. "The Cage of Eternity Sweet. That thing's a chick magnet."

---

"I can't believe they shipped your Eternity Cage without the key. How are we gonna play Warlocks Phantasm?" Benny says as the walk. "Benny, keep it dawn. I'm trying to attract a girl, not the whole Chess Club. Okay." Ethan shushes him before spraying himself. "What is that?" Benny asks confused. "This? Harmonio. It's musk. Supposed to tap into a woman's primal nature." Ethan explains. "It's definitely manly. Like wrestling team laundry bag manly." Benny says looking at the musk.

"Okay, here goes. I'm just worried she'll laugh in my face." Ethan tells Benny. "She probably will. Uh... It gives you one less thing to worry about, right joking?" Benny tells Ethan as he walks away. "Mm. Taps into a girl's primal nature, huh?" He pulls out his spell book. "Love potion. Blam! I am about to increase your odds by 5000 percent. And mine too since I'm scared Sadie might not like me back." He smiles before reading the ingredients.

"All right, tannis rant, cumin... Excuse me, ladies, do you know if the biology lab has any sea slugs?" He asks a group of girls. "Ew. Go ask one of your loser friends." A girl laughs. "Okay, I don't need the slugs. Just their urine." He tells them before going off to get the slugs. "Hard to believe this is all you get from just ten slugs. Medicadus armanak, slagor slaban! Booyah. An entire team of chemists can't do the job of me." He smiles putting a dusk label on it.

"Strike out?" He asks while he was at his locker. "Chickened out." Ethan tells him upset. "That was my second guess. Don't worry. DJ Benny B's spinnin' mad spells all night lung." Benny tells him. "What are you talking about?" Ethan ask not understanding him. "A simple concoction... of your dad's cologne, some of our pheromones... and the pee of a couple of ticked-off slugs. Voila! Love Potion number Ben." Benny tells his showing the cologne.

"You can't always resort to... Wait. How did you get my pheromones?" Ethan asks him but Benny shush him. "Shh. Target acquired. Hey, ladies. What do you say? Benny calls them. "Drop dead, geek?" Erica tells him. "Easy, babe, easy. Also have any of you two seen Sadie?" Benny tells them. "Hey, nothing personal. I just don't hang out with dorks and no she's at home." Erica walks past him. "She had an doctor's appointment." Sarah tells them.

"I just wanted to see if Sadie wanted an sample of this new Dusk Perfume. It's supposed to make even undead people smell like flowers... and other girly stuff." Benny sighs as Erica walks up to him. "Can I try it? If I like it she will." Erica begs him. Even though he would like Erica to like him too he wanted Sadie more. "No, thanks." Sarah tells Benny. "Oh, please. Just one little spritz?" Erica pouts. "Okay." Sarah says making Erica take it out of Benny's hand making him slightly panic.

"Hey, there, handsome." Erica leans up against the wall. "You're talking to me. In school." Benny tells her. "There's other things I'd like to do in school." She grabs him kissing him. "You know what I love? All your striped shirts. They just scream, I'm good at calculus." Erica tells him. "He actually is really good at calculus." Ethan points out. "That is so hot." Erica says. "Oh, poo. We have to get to class. Will you miss me?" Erica pouts at Benny. "Bye. Bye." Erica blows kiss at Benny. "Oh, oops. Almost forgot. Here you go." Erica tosses the cologne back.

"What just happened?" Ethan asks. "Erica kissed me." Benny tells him. "Sarah called me cuddle bear." Ethan smiles. "Oh no... Sadie. I wanted her to to try it. I mean, it's cool I get Erica but... I wanted Sadie since I'm too scared." Benny starts to realize what happened.

~

"Dad, why has my seer side been acting up?" I ask as we leave the special doctor's. "I don't really know. Like he told you, it's rare for a witch to be a seer too. They are two different paths and you have both." My dad looks over at me and I sigh, "So what's going to happen? I loss one or both my paths... or do I randomly get a lot of power getting better?" He parks the car in the driveway. "I don't know baby." He says as my phone rings.

"What up Rory?" I answer his call. "Hey, I know you are better at the magic stuff so I was wondering do you have any more of the magic potion left?" He asks me as I get out of the car. "Magic? What magic potion Rory?" I ask confused. "You know, the one you gave the guys to make all the girls at school fall in love with them?" He says and I tell my dad I'm going to Evelyn's house. "No, I don't Rory. And listen to me, that potion is bad. The girls may love them now but give it an hour and they'll try killing them. I gotta go." I end the phone call.

"Hey dear." Evelyn says as I show up. "I have some bad news... I just got a call from Rory, who asks if I had any magic potion left to help with girls to love him too." I cross my arms. "He didn't." She crosses her arms too. "Oh, he did. They get home soon." I smile at her.

~

"Hello, boys." Evenly says as we show up at Ethan's. "Grandma. Sadie. Sweets for the sweetest grandma ever and best friend?" Benny picks up a box of sweets. "Take two." He smiles at us. "Drop it, Drake. Tweedledum told Sadie what you did and she told me." She points her finger at him. "I made a love potion and dropped it. Now all the girls in school love us." Benny tells her everything. "Love potion? The one on page 72?" She says fast. "You know it' Grandma racked the potion too. Is that how you bagged Grandpa? Tsk-tsk." He smiles at her.

"Here's the thing, boys. Nature is all about balance. Brainiac here upset the balance. You swung the pendulum all the way to goo-goo eyes and giggles." Evelyn explains to him. "So far, so sweet." He smiles at her. "But when the pendulum swings back..." I say as she hits him with the yo-yo. "Ow!" Benny says. "That's what we're talking about. The more those girls loved you, the more they're gonna hate you. Now, how strong was the potion?" I ask him.

"Well, Sarah bought us matching cardigans." Ethan tells us. "Yup, you're toast." She tells them. "Please, don't punish us again, Grandma." He begs her. "Oh, you'll get yours." She tells him and I nod my head. "But, come on! We're used to girls not liking us. What's the worst that could happen?" Ethan asks. "Oh you'll see, and I'm not helping when you scream." I smile batting my eyes at them.

~

"Well I messed up big time with Sadie." Benny whispers to Ethan as she was in the other room with his grandma. "Probably." Ethan tells him. "Bro, have my back." Benny shouts. "What you said the same to me about Sarah." Ethan tells him which was true. "Just talk to her Benny. I don't understand why this is so hard for you? You do this all the time to girls who turn you do. Maybe she won't." Ethan gets serious with him.

Benny gets up going over to Sadie and his grandpa. I'm a man... I can do this. Benny tells himself but as he gets closer he can't move then the doorbell rings. Nope, I can't goodbye. He goes to answer the door. "Hello... Ooh." One of the jocks push him back. "You Ethan and Benny?" He asks them. "Yeah." They grab both of them. "You dweebs stole our girlfriends." The jock tells them. "Wait. Your girlfriends dumped you for us? The potion really is strong." Benny says nervous. "We're gonna break every bone in your body." He threatens them.

"Grandma, call the police." Benny turns back to look at his grandma and Sadie. "I can't find the phone." She tells them and Sadie nods her head agreeing. "I'm gonna snap you in half like a Popsicle stick." He gets a better grip on Benny.

"Wait. I have a proposition." Ethan calls out going to get the tickets. "Here, these are tickets to tonight's game. If you leave us alone, they're yours." Ethan shows him the tickets. "Sweet. Hey, thanks guys." He takes them leaving. "Wait, what about your girlfriends?" Ethan asks confused. "We can get new girlfriends. These are platinum seats. Hasta la vista, dorks." He tells them smiling back at Sadie in the background.

"That wasn't so bad." Ethan's lets out a sigh. "They're not the ones you need to worry about." Sadie tells the both of them. "Have a nice evening. Let's get going Sadie." Evelyn smiles at them and the girls leave.

"Hey, I was in the neighborhood. Thought I might swing by." One of the girls show up swinging her at at them. "What are these girls, like, ninjas or something?" Ethan asks as two more girls show up. "You don't recognize us from the yearbook? The Martial Arts Club?" She tells them. "Benny, you potioned martial arts experts." He grabs Benny.

"Come an. You liked my shirt." Benny tells the one that comes out of the house. "That was before. Now I just want to smash your face in." She swings at him. "Is this one of those teach us a lesson things? I mean, we get it. Ethan, came an, run for it." Benny makes a run for it.

"Strike three, you're out." Ethan gets up and sees Sadie watching from her porch. "Help us Sadie!" He calls to her. "I told you no." She stands up watching making him run to Benny to tell him to run too ask Erica and Sarah show up.

"What are you doing? How do you expect us to get all those killer girls in here?" Benny asks as they get to the cage. "Who said anything about them?" Ethan tells him. "Wait a minute, you told me you didn't have the key." Benny points out. "I don't. Once I'm in, I don't plan an coming out anytime soon. Come an, hurry up." Ethan tells him. "There are four girls out there fighting aver us." Benny says. "Yeah, 0ver who gets to murder us." Ethan tells him. "It's still pretty cool." Benny rushes away making Ethan tell him to hurry.

"Not just any rock. Emergency holy water. I stashed these in all three of our backyards. You never know." Benny explains to him. "Yeah, that's kind of crazy. And smart. You really... Wait. You hear that?" Ethan asks getting in the cage. "I don't hear anything." Benny tells him. "Exactly. Fights 0ver and I have a pretty good idea who won. Come on, get in." Benny's follows him. "We are so dead, we are so dead, we are so dead. Do you think this cage will keep them out?" Benny asks. "We're gonna find out in any... Whoa!" Erica pops up.

"Come on out, sweetie. I wanna go inside and make popcorn with you." She grabs the bars. "I don't think he can fit in the microwave." Sarah adds. "Oh, I'll make him fit." Erica reaches for him. "The Eternity Cage is impregnable." Ethan shouts. "Yeah, and so is the prop. I hope." Benny adds. "Stop. Don't make us use these." They shoot at the girls as more show up.

~

"How long does Shark Week last?" Benny asks Ethan. "Well, they loved us for about six hours. If your grandma and Sadie are right, they're gonna hate us for about five more." Ethan explains as I stand behind. "You two might wanna get comfortable." I laugh making them turn around. "Please help us. I'm sorry, I messed up." Benny begs me. "Nope, I told you." I say going to sit some ways watching them till they fall asleep in the chair.

The other three girls left and it was just Erica and Sarah. "You're lucky you didn't go to school." Sarah tells me as I walk over to them. "Oh true, I forgot that I have magic that I could have used to kill them in a second." I laugh as we walk to the front of the house. "Package for Ethan Morgan." A Sped-Ex guy shows us. "I got that for him. Thank you, have a good day." I smile as he leaves. "You might want this." I give it to the girls as we walk back to the cage.

The guys wake up and Benny shrieks making Ethan jump off of him. "What do you think we should do?" Sarah asks Erica as I stand next to them. "Kill them." Erica tells her. "You said the spell would've worn off by now." Benny asks Ethan. "It did. Now we're just mad at you!" Sarah tells them. "Guys, look, we are really, really sorry." Benny tells them. "Well, you should be. Because look what Sped-Ex just dropped off, Sadie gave us the key." Erica says and Sarah shows off the key. "I get it. You guys wanna punish us. Totally." Ethan smiles. "Not them, lover boys. Me." Evelyn joins us.

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"Oh, Ethan, you missed a spot." Sarah says as her, Erica, and me sit on the steps. "Oh, boys, I need someone to come over here and massage my bunions." Evelyn tells them. "Don't look at me. I have to get more lemonade for Erica and Sadie." Ethan tells Benny. "Oh, and this time, don't skimp on the plasma." Erica tells him. "Oh, and can you bring me a snack when you get our drinks?" I asks with a smile.

"Why they always so Nya, nya, nya, nya-," Benny gets cut off as Erica snarls at him and I use a tiny spell to shock him on his butt. "We heard that." She tells him. "Stupid vampire super hearing... and Sadie just having good hearing." He mumbles to himself making me laugh. "I'm waiting." Evelyn calls him. "Coming, Grandma. Left or right foot?" Benny goes over to her and Ethan comes to get our drinks. "Thank you." We tell him.

"This is fun." I smile with the girls. "Wanna know a secret?" Sarah whispers to me. "Huh?" I ask her. "At school Benny asked where you so you could try the cologne." She nudges my should nodding her head at Benny. "Yeah, he wanted me to give it to you but it was Dusk so I took it from him to try. Ugh, you were supposed to like him not me." Erica groans shaking her head.

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Bean and Imp!

a couple of splatoon ocs ive been working on. their info is below the cut!

Bean

female inkling. 19 yrs old. any pronouns

weapons:

most ranged weapons

favorite: jet squelcher

favorite sub: toxic mist

favorite special: booyah bomb

gear:

sneaky beanie

green zip hoodie

angry rain boots

ranks:

clam blitz: b

rainmaker: s-

splat zones: s+ 3

tower control: a+

grizzco: 300

traits:

-mute

-knows isl (inkling sign language) and osl (octoling sign language)

-raised by Deaf inklings

-revenge-splatter

-no tolerance for squid-baggers

-doesnt squid party, but wont bother partiers

-touch-starved

-lesbian

-protective of newbs

-doesnt play clam blitz unless invited

-will say yes to any invitation

-sends love memes every day

-surprisingly smooth

-remembers everyones birthday

-trusts easily once you manage to be friends with her

-gets most of her income from salmon run, thoroughly enjoys it, has some cult fame there (the turf and salmon scenes have no correlation)

-shares an apartment in inkopolis with imp, would gladly pay the rent herself but imp insists they split it evenly

opinions on imp:

-sees her like a little sister, trusts her with her life

-jet squelcher was a gift from her

-shares cult fame with her to a lesser extent

-carries her whenever possible, imp hates (loves) it

-always touching her in some way (hand on shoulder, arm around her, hand holding, etc)

-gladly admits she’s the best thing that ever happened to her

favorite…

color: green

number: 4

breakfast: marshmallow cereal

lunch: crusty shwaffle

dinner: pizza (to share)

dessert: double banana boat ice cream sundae

pizza topping: ham

season: summer

fruit: blueberry

juice: pink lemonade

flower: white cosmos

music genre: 8bit and parody (they might be giants, lemon demon, ninja squid party)

song: goodbye to a world

movie genre: b-movie horror and rom-com

movie: mantas, the hands of fate

yes/no?

pineapple on pizza: yes

tomato is a fruit: no

wash hands before eating: yes

brush teeth 2x a day: yes

hotdog is a sandwhich: yes

cereal is soup: yes

pulp in juice: yes

butter on popcorn: yes

book reader: not really

painted nails: sometimes

swearing: not excessively

spicy food: can withstand it but doesnt care for it

this/that?

coffee/tea: soda

cola/pepsi: cola

chaos/order: chaos

callie/marie: marie

punk/pastel: punk

pearl/marina: marina

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Imp

female inkling. 15 yrs old. she/her

weapons:

dualies

favorite: kensa glooga dualies

favorite sub: fizzy bomb

favorite special: booyah bomb (or killer wail if it werent banned)

gear:

li'l devil horns

annaki drive tee

pearl punk crowns

ranks:

clam blitz: s+0

rainmaker: a+

splat zones: a-

tower control: a

grizzco: 90

traits:

-turf war protege

-HOH due to early-onset hearing damage, can still hear but not well, hearing deteriorates with time until eventually she becomes fully “deaf”

-knows isl and osl

-quick thinker

-easy to rile up

-extremely protective

-paranoid & skeptical

-easy friend-maker, hard to trust

-fear of people getting close

-self-hatred issues

-abandoned at 10

-doesnt like going in public alone, often asks bean to come with her

-cult famous, gets income from turfing career

-hates salmon run but got to profresh 90 because shes stubborn (and to impress bean)

-squid-bags when she really pops off

-fun is more important than winning, even if she gets tilted

-shares an apartment in inkopolis with bean

opinions on bean:

-made friends with her during a random turf match, theyve been inseperable ever since

-looks up to her like a big sister

-bean taught her everything she knows about the Deaf community

-wants to impress her

-feels indebted to her for bringing some light into her otherwise dull life

-secretly loves being carried by bean, will cling to her at any given opportunity

favorite…

color: pink

number: infinity

breakfast: pancakes with syrup and blueberries

lunch: a mountain of fries and fried chicken

dinner: chicken noodle soup

dessert: extra chocolate ice cream

pizza topping: pineapple (for show. really prefers plain or extra cheese)

season: summer (is what she tells people, really loves winter)

fruit: cherry

juice: fizzy water

flower: tsubaki

music genre: vocaloid and whatever mindless self inkdulgence is

song: youre gonna go far, squid (or never wanted to dance)

movie genre: studio ghuppli and any movie she can quote from memory

movie: princess mononinke

yes/no?

pineapple on pizza: yes

tomato is a fruit: no

wash hands before eating: not always

brush teeth 2x a day: no

hotdog is a sandwhich: yes

cereal is soup: yes

pulp in juice: yes

butter on popcorn: yes

book reader: no

painted nails: yes

swearing: excessively

spicy food: loves it

this/that?

coffee/tea: coffee

cola/pepsi: pepsi

chaos/order: chaos

callie/marie: callie

punk/pastel: pastel

pearl/marina: pearl